Background: He was talking about space travel and wondering out loud when private companies would open up space travel to (wealthy) tourists. When I responded (telling him about the Virgin Records/mobile/Air dude’s plans for space tourism), he replied:
“I swear, every time I have a question about something, you always have information to share. That makes my dick soooooo hard.”
This is my life, ladies and gentlemen. Random and oft useless information turns my husband on.